{"id":97,"date":"2022-10-29T18:42:05","date_gmt":"2022-10-29T16:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ronaldwrong.art\/?page_id=97"},"modified":"2022-11-01T12:53:18","modified_gmt":"2022-11-01T11:53:18","slug":"lol-cats-from-hell","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.ronaldwrong.art\/index.php\/lol-cats-from-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Lol cats from Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">\u00ab What the f*** ! \u00bb screamed Alfor B. when the result of his internet search showed up on the screen.\nAlfor is the founder of Run the Web company. He is the inventor of Run the Web search engine, an AI reknown for its fast, accurate and highly personnalised answers.\nAlfor had just searched for \u00ab funny cat images \u00bb on the RW engine. And the image that showed up on the screen just scared the hell out of him.\nHe stayed silent, panting, for almost a minute.\nThen his face turned from white to red as he shouted to his staff : \u00ab do you realize how bad that can be for the company ? do you have an explanation ? A contingency plan ? Something ? \u00bb\nHieronda, head of operations, gave him the facts : \u201cthe crisis communication plan is ready and corrective actions are ongoing. The company pays subcontractors to teach the RW AI engine how to search the internet. We have 587 contracts a.k.a \u00ab click farms \u00bb that feed the AI. We have identified the subcontractor responsible for teaching the RW AI how to recognise cat images. Our contingency plan is to re-train the AI with plain and pretty pretty cat images. This should be complete within 12 hours. We are working with legal to break the contract with the unreliable subcontractor. There seem to be some difficulties but i have not details.\u201d\nAlfor took a minute to think it over. \u00ab Ok. Let me know of the progress. That\u2019ll be all\u201d.\nThe staff left the room. When alone, Alfor walked towards the tortured image displayed on the screen. Alfor knew why legal had difficulties breaking the contract. Alfor had subcontracted with Hell and the Devil itself to lower prices. And such contracts are hard to break. He had not anticipated that all these devils in Hell\u2019s click farm would consider such hideous pictures as \u201cfunny cat image\u201d. But that was not trouble to him, his managerial mind considered it as a poor sourcing choice that will soon be corrected.\nHe raised his hand towards the image, fearing that the devilish cat would rip off his hand and crush his head in its claws.\nWhat really troubled him was that the AI he created to give you the most personalized answers to your internet queries had given him this appalling answer. \u201cAm I so ugly ?\u201d Alfor asked himself in the silence of the conference room.\n\n\n\nAny resemblance would be a coincidence.\nplease read : Run the Web by Ronald Wrong, RW AI by Ronald Wrong\n<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">click below at your own risk<\/p>\n\n\n<nav class=\"items-justified-center is-vertical alignwide wp-block-navigation is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-navigation-is-layout-569b4b61 wp-block-navigation-is-layout-flex\" aria-label=\"Navigation 2\"><ul class=\"wp-block-navigation__container items-justified-center is-vertical alignwide wp-block-navigation\"><li class=\"wp-block-navigation-item wp-block-navigation-link\"><a class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__content\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.ronaldwrong.art\/?page_id=100\"><span class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__label\">No Fun Today<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-navigation-item wp-block-navigation-link\"><a class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__content\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.ronaldwrong.art\/?page_id=99\"><span class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__label\">Blockchained<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-navigation-item wp-block-navigation-link\"><a class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__content\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.ronaldwrong.art\/index.php\/data-charity\/\"><span class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__label\">Data charity<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-navigation-item wp-block-navigation-link\"><a class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__content\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.ronaldwrong.art\/?page_id=98\"><span class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__label\">AI love you<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"wp-block-navigation-item wp-block-navigation-link\"><a class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__content\"  href=\"http:\/\/www.ronaldwrong.art\/?page_id=97\"><span class=\"wp-block-navigation-item__label\">LOL cats from Hell<\/span><\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab What the f*** ! \u00bb screamed Alfor B. when the result of his internet search showed up on the screen. 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